Pathetic Pillow Humping Losers
I've been getting a lot of calls lately, sometimes back to back calls from pathetic pillow-humpers. Y'all are especially hopeless. I talked to a 42 yr old virgin who gets his kicks looking up skirts on the escalator at a mall. Of course he goes home and humps a fluffy soft pillow pussy. What other chance does he have? Then I spoke to a 24-yr old pillow humper who claimed he was never "taught" how-to masturbate. HAHAHHAHAHAH as if everyone else gets a guidebook or coached lessons. I guess that's your natural instincts telling you not to even touch your dick. you're such a low breed that all instincts tell you to rub up against an object and thrust. What losers! Let Me make your sad sex life a little more interesting! Follow My instructions and at least you get to look at My hot body telling you how to spice up your pillow-shagging life. This is more flesh than you deserve to see. Thank me afterwards by sending a $50 tribute and write a thank-you not to your poor, poor pillow. I mean it
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