Mrs Robinson Presents

Listen to my hard toe tapping on the hard surface beneath my feet as I cross and uncross my legs. I'm sitting checking my messages on my phone, wearing my red floral sundress in bare legs and red painted toenails, enjoying the delicious echoing sounds I'm making with my feet.

Using my rubber resistance band, I work my biceps with curls. One arm at a time then both, pausing now and then to stretch them out and pose.

By request, I'm making silly faces with my eyes, tongue, lips, teeth. It's always good to add some humor and silliness to our days, especially with the world as it is. Laughter truly is the best medicine!

While visiting a friend who lives in a farming community, I help blow up balloons for a birthday party. My thoughts soon turn to taking revenge on the bulls in the neighborhood... Listen as I dream of punishing those bulls while my feet with red painted toenails are propped up right in front of you.

Watch me jump up and down, dip my feet in and out of my shoes, show my soles and wiggle my Cherry Red painted toes in my yoga pants on the hard tile floor.

It's early Sunday morning and we are all wonderfully exhausted after the all day hike down and up the Grand Canyon the day before. My hubby takes a video of my gloved hands working the outside tent zippers before the solar battery charge cuts out. Brrr.... :)

Listen as I tell you all the cruel things I'm going to do to this bull. He's going to wish he was castrated instead!

Music softly playing in the background, watch me wrinkle my dirty soles, wiggle and spread my red painted toes for you.

Showing off my smooth hairless armpits, one at a time and together. Caressing and tickling, running my unpolished fingernails and hands over them, stretching and flexing my arms, posing while soft music plays in the background.

Sitting outside on a most beautiful sunny day, I relax by blowing bubbles with my butterfly wand... :)

Listen to the delicious rubber squishing as I crush and squash rubber duckies on the tile floor. I'm wearing Reebok sneakers and you'll get to see my shoe bottoms while I move through front, back, and side views using both my toes and heels.

I'm a thrift store junkie, so have shorts galore in my closet. I decide to try a few pairs on to see how they fit before deciding to keep the or add them to the donation box. What do you think?

Walking into the bathroom in my yoga tights and ballet slippers, I see my stepdaughter's doll on the floor so carelessly strewn. Obviously she won't miss it, so I have my way with the doll, stomping, smashing, trying to break it but not quite yet. Now and then, I dip my bare toes into and out of my ballet flats, turning to the front, back, side angles.

I love to play with ice. Listen to me tell you how... Mmmm...

I stomp and crush toy plastic dinosaurs on the hard tile floor wearing my black Reebok sneakers and bare legs. Turning to all views - the front, back, side, using my toes and heels - as well as the shoe bottoms.

Watch me crush three rubber balls - red, yellow, and green - wearing my platform high heels and bare legs. You can see the bottoms as I move from front, back, and sides views. Listen to the rubber squeaking as I squash each ball over and over...

Going through my closet for the season, I pull a few sundresses to try on and see how they're fitting. Which one do you like best?

Wearing my black ballet slippers and yoga pants, I crush, stomp, and squash this plush teddy bear. Watch me change angles and positions as I move from front, back, and side views using both my heels and toes, showing the bottoms of both. Every now and then, I dip my toes in and out of the shoes to show you my bare unpainted toenails.

Watch me stomp and crush a pile of binder paper clips on the hard tile floor. You can see me from the front, back, sides, and shoe bottoms in my black Reebok sneakers while I let them fly!

Would you like to join me for a smoothie? Let's make one together in my kitchen for lunch!