
Cancer Is Guaranteed
Just follow my lead and cancer is guaranteed. I chain smoke 3 cigarettes and casually chat with you about the dark side and serious diseases that await all of us smokers, as well as my motives and reasons for self-destruction. I occasionally cough and my voice cracks from too many cigarettes. But I encourage you to light a cigarette with me because I know you have your dark side too.
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