

Can't Compare To My Candy Cane
Here's a Christmas present from me to you loser. Its me laughing at you for being so pathetic that you cant even measure up to a candy cane. No woman will ever be interested in your little dicklet. This is the best Christmas gift you will ever get from a woman and you had to buy it yourself! I find it so amusing that my candy is more useful than you could ever be. I've gotten some laughs so I'll let you cum but only after you admit that my candy cane is way better than you could ever be!
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