

Valentines Date With My Clip Store
Now I know that you usually spend Valentine's Day alone, but I wanted to set you up on a date this year. That's right, YOU have got a date!!! She's amazing, so your type. Beautiful, blonde, intelligent, funny, sexy body... But there's a catch. The date is going to be virtual. Okay there's slightly more of a catch than that... The date is actually with m....my clip store. Hahaha, you didn't think that a real woman wanted to go on a date with you, did you? Of course not, you're a sexless virgin loser. BUT, you have got a hot date with my clip store this Valentines day. That's right, you're going to spend the day buying clip after clip after clip. Sit your laptop at the table as if you're really on a date with me. order in my favourite drink - a good Malbec - and some dinner (for one though - I won't be eating because... I'll be virtual... ha!) and edge and goon the day away with me. Imagine this was a real date! You'd be desperate to impress me, wouldn't you? And of course you know by now that what impresses me is generosity. So do biiiiig clip orders. BIIIIG tributes. Add markup codes. Maybe, if you're really, really impressive and noticeable, I'll actually take a minute out of my own Valentines Day with my man to acknowledge your existence, and tell you personally what a complete and utter simp you are for me. :)
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