The Ultimate Loser
Your life is like a pathetic checklist of epic loserdom! Tiny dick? Check. Lives in mommies basement? Check. Morbidly obese? Check. Adult acne? Check. Weird body odor? Check. I bet you even have a tiny dick to go along with that perfect package of patheticness, don't you?
Well, what are you waiting for? Let me take a look at your cock. I hope for your sake you have something to work with down there otherwise maybe you should just join the seminary or something...devote your life to celibacy because no one is every going to want to fuck you!
So, I guess my only question for you is, what came first? Were you always a loser and just unfortunately didn't grow much of a dick when you hit Or did you just wake up one day, took a look at your sad, tiny dick and decided to give up on life?
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