
Self Help for the Soulless
Are you tired of feeling empty? Unfulfilled? Like something is fundamentally missing from your pathetic mortal existence?
Good. You should feel that way. Because something is missing.
Your soul.
Hello, darling. I'm Mxtress Valleycat, and I haven't had a soul in centuries. And let me tell you something the self-help gurus on daytime TV will never admit: you don't need one either.
In this exclusive seminar, I'll teach you my centuries-old secrets to living your best undead life
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