I Love You ...just kidding!!
There's something I've been meaning to tell you for so long... I love you. You're so special to me, so important to me... it's okay if you're turned on right now! I know it feels so good to finally feel like you matter to someone. Go ahead, I want you to stroke your cock for me.
Oh my God, wait, did you think I was being serious? You know nobody loves you!! Especially not a girl like me. No girl wants a disgusting porn addicted gooner. You're wasting your whole life jerking off (although it's really not much of a life, is it?).
Porn is the only committed relationship you'll ever have. No one loves you, but it doesn't matter. No one could ever make you feel the way that watching videos and stroking your cock does. It feels soooo good, so don't stop. Goon harder. Forget about how alone and unloved you are, it doesn't matter anyway. You don't need anyone except yourself and hot porn girls!
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