Thelochnesscumslut

I know you've always loved my socks, so I decided to surprise you with a brand new pair!! This pair is so sexy, they are so soft and go half way up my thighs! Now, sit back, watch me show them off and jerk off for me. I’ll even be super nice and give you some JOI!

Wow... are you really naked in the kitchen? Have you really been just wandering around nude all day while I’m running around like crazy getting ready for this super important presentation today?? Well, I’ve gotta say, what I really want right now is to strip down out of this business suit, get on my hands and knees on the bed and have you fuck me senseless! But I guess for now, you have the 5 minutes I’ve got left before I leave for work again to cum down my throat! The script for this was written by u/Hex_en on Reddit.

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What.... What on earth are you doing in here and how are you so small?? Wow, I knew that during our date yesterday you were being super creepy and weird, so I knew I didn’t want to date you, but this is whole new level! You shrank yourself down with one of those new things that can make anything tiny and now you can’t make yourself bigger again? Haha, that’s hilarious! Well, sadly for you, I don’t know anyone who can fix this, so I guess you can hang around for a bit for my amusement. But I have to warn you, if you become too annoying or there is a need to get rid of you, I just might step on you and destroy you!

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Sigh... I see you’re back here at my office again, in another wedgie... But, to be honest, I’m shocked that you made it here with such an intense Atomic Wedgie on! You and the other nerds use my office as a safe haven now, and I think it needs to stop! You guys should learn how to not be so geeky and get the bullies to stop doing these things to you. Now on to your wedgie.... I think this thing is in way too deep, you’re going to need surgery to remove this one!

Hey sweetie, it’s Step-Mommy calling. I guess I just wanted to call and be able to hear your voice, it’s been so long since we talked... I wanted to let you know that I’m doing ok, but I really miss you! I have been thinking about how we used to cuddle every day, and how that eventually turned into something more. Step-Mommy knows you’re probably hooking up with fun, hot, college girls, but I still miss our times together...

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Welcome to the Fetish Hotel, I’m here to help you with your extra services today! I have been told that you have ordered our “Ballbusting package” tonight, and I am the one who will be providing that for you today. Don’t worry, most of our clientele don’t come here to stay in the hotel for the night, they really come for all these extras we offer here! Now, relax and let’s get right to this.

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Wow Kevin, we had quite the hot and fun night out at the club with your friend Kyle! I have to admit... At one point, he and I were squished together on the dance floor and we were kind grinding and dancing together. It was actually really hot, feeling him get a little hard behind me. Wait... Did I just hear you correctly?!? Did you just ask me to go and fuck your friend, since he’s staying in the spare room? Wow... Well, as long as you’re into it too babe, I will! But, after I make him cum inside me, I need to ride you and have you push his cum out, claiming your wife as yours again! This was a custom and the names Kevin and Kyle were used.

I cannot believe that you’re having me do this to you... Well, get your dick and balls out and I will instruct you on how to bust your balls for me! It will be so amusing and fun for me to see you in pain! Now be a good boy and follow all of my sadistic instructions!

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I think I’m finally ready for us to have sex, but there is something really important I need to tell you. See, my pussy is a very specific size and I’m always super worried that whomever I date won’t fit in me the right way.... But wow, now that I see you naked, I’m shocked and super happy to find that you’re just the right size, you’re perfectly small enough for me!! I am so, so happy, this means we can have amazing sex and I don’t have to break up with you!

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I want to take my time and tease you today with a really fun version of Red Light, Green light as Jerk Off Instructions!! Each colour is going to mean something a little different and I want you to remember each one carefully. I will mix in different speeds and styles of stroking plus teasing your nipples. I hope you’re really ready, because I will also have a nice surprise part way through where I bring out my strap-on and show you how to properly stroke!

Guess what babe...? I bought a really cool surprise for you!! I think to best experience it, you should strip down, because it’s a sexual thing, and lay on the bed. Now, I also think this would be a lot more fun if we keep playing around with me tying you down to the bed and being more dominant! And finally, I want you to close your eyes while I unbox it and get it set up... Now, look at it! It’s a milking machine and I have you all hooked up and ready! I am going to get so wet watching you get milked!

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Guess who found a few fun wedgie quizzes!! I have decided to take a few of them and have fun answering them all. I take some in my own perspective and then take one as if I was a dorky loser who deserves wedgies like you!

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I know I have been playing a bit “hard to get” lately on our cute little dates. I have to be honest now, there is a reason why... You see... I’m actually a futa. I didn’t know how you would react, so I have been a bit nervous to let you know. But since you seem open to the idea, how about we both take our cocks out and enjoy masturbating together to get comfortable.

I found a really fun list of questions about what would happen if I found you shrunken down to be teeny tiny. I have a great time thinking about it and answering them with my honest opinions!

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Hahaha, you really thought that I had gotten over my need to bully you?!? Wow! I really didn’t think you were that oblivious or stupid, but here we are loser! I invited you over to my pool party just so I could wedgie you and expose you to everyone here. Now the best part is, I have something super special for you to wear home. I have taken away all your clothing and I have a pair of panties and a dress for you to wear home!

Oh my, I'm so sorry! I didn't mean to walk in on your jerking off!! But uh... I have to ask... Are you watching white MILF porn? You are? Well I suppose I should admit this then, I kind of have a thing for Asian guys and I've often fantasized about your cock.

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I got a bit of a weird voicemail last night from you... You expressed your obsession with my tits!! This is obviously a problem since your girlfriend is my BFF. I’m going to tell you just how this deal between us is going to work and how I won't expose you... for now.

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Step-Mommy noticed that you seem to be having trouble getting to rest. It might sound a bit unusual, but I really just want to help you be able to drift off. So Step-Mommy wants to help you cum before bed. Just relax, lay back and stroke for Step-Mommy in the ways I tell you. Let Step-Mommy into your head. Trust me, you'll feel so much better at the end!

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Welcome to your first day at your new job here, at the sperm bank! I know this might be a bit of a weird requirement, but we do need a semen sample from each and every one of our male employees. After we get and test the sample, there is one more thing we require of you... And please, do realize that this is written in your employment contract, but you must clean up the rest of your sample. That’s right, you’ll have to eat the rest of your own cum.

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I just had this massive craving to edge, tease and yes, Goon my heart out!! I spend nearly 20 minutes teasing myself as I ride this dildo and use my Hitachi on my clit. I make myself edge, moan and leak like crazy on the toy! At the end, I am shaking and nearly falling over from pleasure!