Thelochnesscumslut

Hey, we need to talk! Oh, sorry, I didn't mean to burst into your room and interrupt your jerk off session... Wait, aren’t those my nude photos?!? So you stole them off my boyfriend’s phone, the guy you’ve been bullying? Wow, you’re even so cocky about this that you won’t put your cock away while we talk about this? I can’t deny... your cock is a bit tempting for me. Ok, ok, I’ll get down on my knees and suck your cock to have a taste, but I need you to fuck me after! I will admit, I kind of needed this, with the bullying, my boyfriend has been struggling to... you know, get it up, and even if he does, he cums really, really quickly! I need to be satisfied by a real cock so badly!

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I’m off to the club, I need your keys and your credit card! What?? Going out to find guys to fuck and cheat on you? Never babe!! I have never let guys with big dicks grind on my bubble butt in a tiny thong on the dance floor! And I would definitely never be fucking said guys in the back seat of their car afterwards! That rumour of fucking those two football players? No, definitely a lie from that skank trying to make me look bad. I swear, I’d never, ever cheat on your with a nice big cock that can actually make me cum properly babe! I promise I’m just going to the club with Ashley to make her feel better!

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Lately you’ve been awfully mean to your girlfriend, she hasn’t had your cock in how long?? And now she isn’t replying to your texts or calls? Wow... you know what... Maybe she finally broke and is cheating on you so she can finally get satisfied! Maybe she’s ignoring your calls because she has her ex’s cock in her mouth? Or maybe she’s stroking the cock of that extra flirty neighbour of hers? Better yet, maybe she’s getting fucked by one of those friends of yours that has been giving her lusty looks for so long now! Who knows? So why don’t you listen to me, the devil on your shoulder, explain the slutty possibilities.

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Lately I have been craving one thing over anything else... I'd love to be able to cheat on you and fuck another guy!! Please, will you just give me permission to do so? It turns me on like crazy, I'll do anything if I can just cheat on you! I'll even strip down and masturbate, showing just how turned on I am by it!!

This was a custom and the name Louis was used.

Your wife came to me and told me all about your sex life... Did you know that she has been faking ever single orgasm she's ever had, and she finds your sexual skills to be abysmal!! She says your cock, tongue and fingers are all lacking in the skills to make her feel good and cum... Best of all, I showed her what a real sexual experience should be like and I can make her orgasm like crazy!

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Honey, we need to talk.... I'm tired of hiding everything from you, so I'm going to finally admit it all. I've been cheating on you. I've been cheating on you for as long as I can remember! I've always considered you to be a pathetic loser of a husband that's terrible in bed and can't satisfy me! Now... Since we have that out of the way, finally, it's time to talk about how our relationship is going to go from here on and how I'm even going to start including you in the things I do with other men!

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