Dork Morning series as of 12-2-25
In this update of the dork living in my ass crack I speak to him whereas in the others I spoke to you about him. I get woken up by my loud ass farting. Then remember the dork stuck in my butt crack which is just too funny! Imagine how many times he got woken up in the middle of the night by that loud stinky rumble of my ass! I talk to him a lot while waking up farting a good bit laughing at him. At the end I show myself putting on my robe getting ready to have my coffee. I show you how he is STILL stuck in my cheeks before I go.
Dork gets some FRESH air
I let the dork have a small bit of fresh air this morning before I sit on him while having my tea and waking up! At 1st he was kinda happy I sat my warm ass on him seeing it was windy and COLD! But then he thinks to himself he should have known by now I wasn't actually being nice! Because he feels the heat and vibrations rush across his face and nose! Then the smell is so scaring he can't get away from it, he is beside himself! I sit my bar ass on him too and blast farts, I clench my butt to try to grab him with my cheeks! And it worked! I show you how he is deep in my buttcrack after grabbing him with my ass! I also shove his head all the way in my asshole deep in that stink! When I pull his head out his hair is hilarious! Anyways I have fun he does not!
Dork in the morning
Waking up the Dork! Nothing like that morning jolt of my backed up gas to wake him right up! Him and you both! I have so much fun blasting him and you with SO many morning farts! I laugh, wake up and toot away!