
Gooning Is The New Sex
Sex is so overrated, isn't it? Why put in any effort to keep up a sex life when it can be as simple and easy and you, your hand, the hours of porn you watch every night and your brain leaking matter with every stroke of your equally leaky cock?
Really, you already have a fulfilling sex life! You have the control (barely), and you're free to be as indulgent and reckless with yourself as you want to. And I get to goad you on and encourage you to keep going harder and harder. It makes it so much hotter when you're unable to see reason and I can take advantage of your poor dumb gooner life. Is that scary to hear? Then you haven't gooned enough, loser. Keep going until that fear melts away and you can't tell reality from fiction anymore.
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