
I Can't Believe You're A Virgin
Wait, you're a VIRGIN?
Like... a real virgin? You've never had sex? Not even once?
How is that possible? Do you not have a dick? Did you lose it? Did you forget sex exists?
I have so many questions. And you're gonna answer them while you stroke your sad little virgin dick for me.
Because I'm Calaverra. I'm hot. I'm dumb. And I'm about to spend 22 minutes asking you the DUMBEST questions about being a virgin while making fun of you the entire time.
And at the end? You're gonna cum. Hard. Imagining it's your "first time."
Except it's not. Because you're cumming to a VIDEO. Not a real girl.
So you'll STILL be a virgin.
Still pathetic. Still inexperienced. Still MINE.
Ready, virgin boy? Let's see how red I can make your face.
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