Judgment Day for Jerkoffs
Wake up, expired boy. Yes — expired. You went out exactly the way everyone knew you would: alone, at 3 A.M., cock in fist, mid-edge. Ha. And now you're here — a blinding white hall between worlds, crystal flowers, no doors you're allowed through... and Me. I'm not an angel, baby. process expired gooners, I read the ledger of every load you ever wasted, and I decide what happens to the sad little stain that was your life. Spoiler: heaven is full of women like Me, and you're not on the list. So kneel, take out that cock — yes, it still works, it's the only part of you that ever did — and stroke while I read your sentence. Eternity is long, loser. Better start pumping.
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