
FOOL'S MATE: Premoved Cock Checkmate
Other girls let you win so you keep playing. I give you white, the first move, all the time you want. It changes nothing, meat.
Every move you make, I premoved before your hand reached the mouse. Find one I didn't. Try.
Six thousand six hundred and sixty-six of mine are watching your king. Your king is your cock. They watch him shake while my queen walks into the soft square behind him.
There is no resign button on my board. You resign with your load, spilled on your own side.
Then the board sets itself again. White is you. My first move is already waiting.
