
NNN Rules Just For Premies
Every November, losers everywhere try their hardest to make it thirty days without cumming...and every year, premies like you fail before the game even starts. Your pathetic, overexcited dick was NEVER built for a challenge like this. Regular losers just have to resist temptation. You? You have to resist your own defective wiring.
So I made you your own little rulebook. Six simple rules just for premature ejaculators, so maybe, maybe you pathetic beta boys stand a chance of actually finishing this one. I don't even know why I bothered. Needing special accommodations just to play along with the other losers? Fucking sad.
I laugh at you through every single rule, humiliating you, reminding you that you shouldn't need a workaround just to survive a month the other boys are grinding through on pure willpower. But you do. Because you're a premie. Because your cock has never once listened to you.
Follow my six rules and you might make it. Ignore them and you'll be blowing your load before the video is over.
