

MRS CLAUS'S secRET
Saint Nick will never know!
She's lactose intolerant from the consistent milk and cookies.
As she moans and groans her stomach gases form like a Cyclone.
She's bent over ready to blow.
The scent of sour spoiled milk fills the air.
Mrs. CLAUS farts with out a care
Santa returns to the workshop in shock.
His nostril hair's burnt off !
He asked, "what's that rancid smell?"
Mrs. Claus replies "It must be the elves on the shelves".
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