
Inhale My Farts
I ate Mexican food for lunch while I was tanning and it made my stomach hurt! I’m super gassy and need to take a really big dump. Good thing I have you! I want to fart all over you and make you smell my stinky ass. Inhale every single fart that comes out. I shouldn’t have to smell gross farts, that’s your job. Shove your face up my butt hole and eat everything that comes out. I’ve been farting all damn day in this! Now it’s your turn to eat my farts. Be careful, my ass is extra smelly! Perfect for you. I have to take a really big #2, uh oh! All these farts and I think it’s finally time. Here it comes…open wide!
