Date Knocks Out From FARTS!
What a wonderful date we just had, in fact it was so great that I even let you come over to my place afterwards. I explain to you that I never do this, but you just seem like such a nice and respectful guy. Little did I know, I was wrong. You start giving me the ick with your sexual comments, and over the top flirting. Looks like you're not who I thought you were. You have your mind set on one thing, and I take it into my own hands to make you regret being so vulgar. I fart once, then twice, then over and over. I smile, flirt, and joke with you while I do and reveal that this is an everyday thing. You can't believe how disgusting a pretty girl could be. You attempt to get out of my house, but I insist you stay. It's obivous I'm doing this on purpose. I start farting in your face, make you pull my finger, and more! When you start saying you need air, I step in and give you some real air. I fart in your face until you eventually knock out from the stench. Oooopsies!