

KEEPING SECERTS ISN'T FREE
I was coming to visit my boy Heath, and as soon as I walked in, I found him naked on the bed with his stepdaughter. I could tell he had been balls-deep in her, pounding away like a horny jackhammer. They froze naked on the bed, sheets kicked off, her legs spread open. He sees me and gives me some bullshit like "Uh, the situation isn't what it looks like." I grinned to myself, already pulling my shorts off in my head. I kept it cool but let him know the only way I keep quiet is if I join. Scoot over, man—let's double-team this little secret of yours.