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I don't have penis envy, that isn't the reason I went on testosterone and made my clit huge. I just love clits and wanted mine to be bigger! However, I do covet prostates... I already enjoy anal sex, but prostate orgasms sound amazing! Still, I bet I can have a good time with this purple silicone prostate toy.

First, I slide a speculum into my pussy and spread it open, so my gaping urethral opening falls into view. The prostate wraps around the urethra where it connects to the bladder, so maybe the analogous use of this toy would be fucking my urethra and rubbing the entrance of my bladder. I fuck my peehole with it until I cum, rubbing my big clit with my gloved fingers. As I take the prostate plug out of my urethra, I squirt pee out alongside it.

As I remove the speculum, I talk about whether I'd choose to have a prostate rather than a peehole that I can fuck with dildos. I think my peehole wins, as places to put this toy go, but I do still love playing with prostates. While I muse about my enjoyment of other people's prostates, I try something new, suctioning the toy in place over my clit. I could use it as a strap-on, and rub a prostate with the curved tip while feeling everything in my clit! I stroke the silicone toy until I shudder with another small orgasm.

Which use of my prostate toy is more exciting? Fucking my stretched peehole, or suctioning it onto my fat clit and then sliding it into a willing ass?

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My cervix is glossy and pink, totally exposed by the big silicone tunnel plug in my pussy, and you can see that I'm already full of cum. How do you feel about sloppy seconds? Are you desperate enough to splash your own load onto my cervix that you'll follow every instruction I give you while I tell you just how to stroke for me? If you cum at the end of my countdown, and no sooner, you can aim right for my cervix.

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I'm absolutely enthralled by the massive amount of cum I've got in a sample cup, and can't help but gently poke fun of you as I get ready to put it directly into my womb. First, I fill three syringes with the thick load, talking about how far outside the usual range for ejaculate volume it is. Then, with a big tunnel plug stretching my pussy wide open so my pink cervix is on display, I squirt the first syringe right into my cervical opening. After that, I decide I'm going to make myself orgasm after each load. Will it increase the chances of fertilization? Who knows, but it's fun! As I use my vibrator on my huge clit, I casually tell you that you can cum too if you want, but I know it's just going to be a tiny dribble. I cum hard, then put in the next serving of potent cum while the aftershocks are still coursing through my pussy. With creamy seed dripping out of my cervical os, I bring myself to climax again, then do both a third time. It's an extravagant amount of cum in my womb and pooling in my cunt, but it turns me on so much.

So, am I right? Is your load just a useless dribble compared to this?

(Implied references to anatomy / producing semen, but no explicit gender references and no SPH.)

With a collins speculum in my cunt, I put a duckbill speculum into my stretched peehole and spread it open, letting the pee flow out. Then I added a third metal accessory- a clamp pinching my big clit. With two holes gaping wide open, I used a Zumio pinpoint vibrator on my clit, bringing myself to orgasm after orgasm as I whimpered from the pain of the clamp. I think that every time I came, more fluids dripped from my open, twitching holes!

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In this close-up clip, filmed entirely with an endoscope in my pussy, my cervix was looking gooier than usual, slick and wet. I pushed a sound into it with a series of bumps on the shaft, each one larger than the last, and watched them disappear into me. Then I turned on a vibrator, and did my best to hold the scope still as I came!

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In the colder months, do you find yourself in the mood for hearty root vegetables and a warming touch of spice? I know I do! This video will show you how to roast a pussy with the flavors of a delicious gingery carrot soup. First, oil the cunt thoroughly, and use the whisk. Then you'll begin to build flavors with aromatics like green onion. Ginger is an important flavor note in this dish, so you'll want to insert one peeled knob of ginger in the urethra and another in the asshole. Finally, carrots and hot red peppers add sweetness and spice. A Hitachi Magic Wand heats things up. Finally, after orgasm, the final step before plating is to finish with coconut cream. Bon appetit!

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Using my Zumio E pinpoint vibrator on my big clit, I got close to orgasm very quickly, my clit swelling and becoming visibly erect. I didn't let myself cum quickly, though! First, I ruined three orgasms by putting a binder clip on my poor clitoris right at the moment of no return, yowling as it pinched me. Finally, I let myself get all the way to orgasm- and had two, one right after the other!

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This video contains the most exciting parts of three of my clips: "cervix closed too tight for sounds" and "cervix swabbed with iodine" and "cervix stretching with rosebud + treble". First you'll see my cervix refusing to swallow up my treble sounds; then you'll get a view illuminated with a penlight, painted with iodine, and stretched open with a beaded sound; then you'll see it on a day when it was more open, eager to take a rosebud and a treble sound deep into my uterus. I cum hard each time, enjoying all the variations on my gyno fetish play - I think you will too.

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Sometimes it's fun to see how much my cunt can hold- this time, it was bursting with eggs! I pushed the gelatin eggs in one at a time, showing you the different colors. I had dozens of them, in blue, purple, yellow, and green. As my pussy filled up, it became more and more difficult to get each egg in without letting any others escape! Once I was stuffed full with every last egg, I challenged myself to hold them all in while I brought myself to orgasm with my favorite vibrator on my big clit. You'll see the muscles right around my vaginal opening quiver as they work to contain all those eggs! I cum hard, then push the eggs out in a gooey rush, keeping my vibrator on my clit as I enjoy the intense sensations of release.

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Here's an odd way to eat hot sauce! I wanted to find out how sensitive my uvula is to spiciness, so I used a long-handled cotton swab to apply Cholula directly. If you like endoscopic views inside my mouth and you like to see my uvula manipulated, or you're just as curious as I am about odd sensations, you'll want this clip!

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Keeping my urethra stretched out takes some maintenance- but luckily for me, the maintenance work makes me cum! I clipped clover clamps meant for nipples onto my outer labia and spread them wide, then guided a tapered black silicone dildo into my peehole. I rubbed my big clit with blue-gloved fingers as I pressed the dildo deeper inside me, feeling the taper stretch my bladder sphincter open further and further. After fucking myself with the black one, I moved on to a silvery dildo with a blunter, fatter head. You'll be able to see the moment when it pushes into my bladder and suddenly sinks deeper! As I take that dildo into my bladder as deep as it will go, I use a pinpoint vibrator on my big clit until it twitches and shudders as I orgasm.

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Wearing white latex gloves, I first pushed this big silicone tunnel plug into my cunt, opening it up for you to see inside. My glossy pink cervix fits so nicely into the hole, doesn't it? Then, I started teasing it with my pinpoint vibrator, stimulating the tiny hole as well as tracing the vibrations around the curve of the underside of my cervix. Finally, I sank the tip of the vibrator into my cervix all the way to where the tip joins the handle, tickling the opening of my uterus with intense vibration. I didn't cum this time- although the vibration in my womb made me want to- because I had other plans for what to do next. Maybe this will be a good clip for you to watch when you don't intend to cum quite yet either? Good luck!

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My pussy is absolutely full of cum, and none of it is yours. But you're the sort of pathetic freak who wants to hear all about how I was fucked by much bigger cocks than yours, aren't you? While you listen to my adventures, I'm going to make you lick up some of this cum, and then I'm going to use it as lube to sound your tiny dick. I'll give you a cum countdown, but don't think for a moment you'll get to cum in my cunt... instead, you can dribble your worthless goo into my hand. And since you're done when I say you are, and no sooner, I might just keep toying with you. Hope you like post-orgasm torment- but it won't bother me any if you don't!

It's another up close and personal look at my uvula and the back of my throat! I filmed this first thing in the morning and captured all my yawns. Want to see what my fat pink uvula and the slick folds of my throat do when I yawn?

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First, I put clover clamps on my outer labia and spread them wide, so you can see everything. Then, I lubed up my stretched peehole and slid in a curved wearable vibrator, pushing it in until the tip entered my bladder. It feels wonderful, but I was impatient for a little more sensation in my urethra, so I reached for a big steel sounding rod. I played with my bladder sphincter for a bit, showing how it resists a little before the sound pushes past it. That feels incredible, popping in over and over! Then I slid the sound in as far as it would go, telling you about the sensation of having it pushing against the far wall of my bladder. My pinpoint vibrator on my big clit was the final touch, and I came hard, squirting piss as I took the sound out.

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Here's a haunting treat for the mouth fetishists and the vore lovers! With long nails painted with bones, I explore my mouth and poke at my uvula. Then, those spooky nails carefully place candy eyeballs on my wet tongue. I roll them around in my mouth and show you a close-up view as one melts on my tongue. This clip concludes with a crunch, a chew, and a swallow!

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I pushed several purple gelatin spheres into my stretched urethra, sliding my finger in behind them to press them past my bladder sphincter and all the way into my bladder. I made the gelatin eggs in two sizes this time, for a little contrast in how easily they go inside. Even once I shove them inside, it isn't always easy to get them to stay in: in this clip you'll see me maneuver one in only for several already inside to escape in a gush of piss, making me start all over! After I have several rubbery eggs inside my bladder once again, I slide my endoscope in to see what they look like in there. I've never done this before, and I was so curious what they would look like! Have you been wondering too?

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Ever had a urethral swab done during a physical examination? I never have, but I've always heard that they're uncomfortable, because the cotton swab is so dry. Of course, I've mostly heard that from people with penises who don't stick anything in that hole! Will it still be uncomfortable or painful for me, with my huge stretched urethra? Only one way to find out! Wearing blue exam gloves, I explore my urethral opening with swabs, even using two of them to stretch it open and look inside.

With a speculum in my pussy, I was stretching my urethra out with my fingers, then a spiraling black butt plug. The spurts of piss that escaped were darker than usual this time- a reminder to hydrate! My vibrator on my big clit got me so close to orgasm so fast, and I didn't want to cum quite yet, I wanted to wait until I had stretched my urethra out more thoroughly. Taking the vibrator away when I got dangerously close, then putting it back, I found myself edging, just a tap of the vibrator at a time, hovering so close to going over that edge. After that, I took the plug out and slid a purple dildo into my huge peehole. Once I added the vibrator again, fucking my urethra with the dildo sent me over the edge so fast!

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After finding out which of 8 different impact toys was the cruelest on my big clit, it was time for the winner to take a victory lap! I pinch my labia and pulled them back with some of the most painful clamps I own, then gave my exposed and vulnerable clit a severe beating. In the process, I noticed that after particularly hard wallops, I was leaking a little piss from the sheer pain! I decided that I'd put a butt plug in my stretched peehole and find out whether my spasms from the clit pain would eject it. After beating up my clit, I used a vibrator, smacked it around a bit more, then used a different vibrator. It was honestly a challenge to cum this time, because I'd tormented my clit so very much! By the end of this clip, my clit and also my inner labia looked much different than they had at the beginning, massively swollen from the hard impact.

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