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An hour of pain and clit pumping! I pushed a giant electrode into my ass, then put one in my peehole and one in my pussy, and turned them up so that I could feel all three holes painfully twitching. Then I started pumping my clit, getting it bigger and bigger. When it was ludicrously swollen, I used small rubber bands to bind it, squeezing it into absurd shapes and making it almost unrecognizable. I hurt it with household objects: poking it with toothpicks, scraping it with dental floss, scrubbing at it with an electric toothbrush, and pinching it with clothespins. Next I turned the electricity up even higher, and tried to make myself cum with a pinpoint vibrator on my brutalized clit, but it was just too sensitive and painful! I removed the electrodes, took off the rubber bands, and pressed an ice cube against my clit. Then- after pushing the ice into my pussy- I grabbed the vibrator and tried again. At long last, with icewater trickling out of my cunt, I was finally able to cum, verifying that my clit was still in good working order!

Want to see what colorful gelatin eggs look like inside my bladder? I used a syringe first to put some saline in, to make sure there would be enough clear liquid to make everything easy to see, and peeked inside with my endoscope to show a baseline. Then, I pushed a few green gelatin balls into my stretched peehole and all the way into my bladder. I took a look with my endoscope and played around a bit, pushing the eggs around inside me with the endoscope. I added more gelatin spheres, then looked inside again, taking my time and giving you a tour of the inside of my bladder. After that, I got out a vibrator and started playing with my clit. I was planning to release my full bladder at the moment of orgasm, so that I'd be able to feel the balls popping out of my peehole as I climaxed... but it turned out that the heat of my bladder had already melted them! I don't give up that easily, though, so I put more eggs in my bladder before bringing myself to another orgasm.

What happens when a vengeful wife discovers that I've seduced her husband with my stretched peehole, big clit, and eager pussy and asshole? Well, when the vengeful wife is played by my own sadistic side in this roleplay fantasy, she punishes my holes with a variety of spicy peppers, teases me with a vibrator but refuses to let me cum, and finishes the job by dousing my cunt in hot sauce.

Here's my contribution to the squirt debates! First I used a smallish silver-grey silicone dildo in my stretched peehole, then a big blue one with spiraling contours. It didn't take long for me to cum hard, and as I pulled the blue dildo out of my urethra, I squirted a couple times- or dribbled a little piss, depending how you see matters. After that, watch carefully for a gush of milkier fluid!

I was glad to catch this on film, because it's fascinating to me. I've noticed for a long time that when I'm aroused, my bladder seems to fill more quickly. My own theory is that this might explain why squirt has in some studies been found to contain lower levels of urea than standard urine, and also explains the firsthand experience of many people I know who can squirt even after peeing right before sex. I think that the milky squirt must have included more fluid from the Skene's glands, another way that squirt usually differs from regular pee, and I found it so cool to see the contrast!

Whether you're a geek about bodies like I am, you just love squirting, or you're just here to watch me enjoy my big stretched urethra, I think you'll like this one.

I had precise instructions for this video! First, I rubbed Szechuan peppercorn oil all over my pussy, then pumped my clit up big and swollen and sensitive. A few tiny rubber bands around the base of my clit worked as a constrictive cockring, keeping the swelling right where I wanted it. Then, with my labia clamped and held out of the way, I began snapping my clit with thick rubber bands. I kept going for over five minutes, and welts began to appear on my punished clit. More than once, I thought I might have broken the skin, but I narrowly avoided it! Then I played a terrible little game: I gave myself 30 seconds to cum, holding a strong vibrator right on the tip of my clit. If I failed to orgasm in that time, I had to give myself 20 strong snaps, but even if I succeeded, I still got 10. Finally, to end on an even more agonizing note, I dripped cayenne extract onto my swollen clit and used the bullet vibrator on it again, trying to cum despite the searing pain. Would you bet on me, do you think I ever managed to orgasm through my tears?

I put a bunch of multicolored gelatin balls all the way into my bladder, got myself very excited with a vibrator on my big clit, and then used a huge syringe to deliver The Last Dab hot sauce directly into my bladder. As the searing pain took hold of me, I tried desperately to use my vibrator, hoping to cum before the agony made me empty my bladder. When it all spilled out of me, it made such a mess, with half-melted gooey gelatin balls rolling past my cunt and thick hot sauce spurting onto the lens of my camera. As I sobbed and hyperventilated, I poured cream over myself in a futile effort to stop the burning. Whether you like things wet & messy or you just love it when my pussy suffers, this one's intense!

With a large tunnel plug holding my pussy open and exposing my pink cervix, I penetrated my cervix with a small hegar sound. In such a sensitive place, even a small sounding rod makes me moan and gasp very quickly! I grabbed a bullet vibrator for my clit, and soon I was cumming hard, the sound waving in the air. Then I carefully took the tunnel plug out while leaving the sounding rod in place, and pushed a much larger steel sound into my stretched peehole. I tried holding my Hitachi magic wand against both sounds, and you'll see just how fast the overstimulation took over!

I only need a little dab of lube to make this vibrating dildo feel better, so I grab a small sample tube... but wait, that's not lube, and now both my dildo and one of my gloves are stuck to my labia! When I pull at them, all it does is stretch my labia, and I can't even get my vibrator onto my clit.

I filmed this "stuck" fantasy as a custom video.

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I only need a little dab of lube to make this vibrating dildo feel better, so I grab a small sample tube... but wait, that's not lube, and now both my dildo and one of my gloves are stuck to my labia! When I pull at them, all it does is stretch my labia, and I can't even get my vibrator onto my clit.

I filmed this "stuck" fantasy as a custom video.

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Do you like the idea of me pushing small toys into my bladder, too horny to think about the question of how I'll get them out again? Here's a roleplay video of exactly that! I hope you enjoy listening to me panic as I realize that I've put the rubber toys all the way in my bladder, and if I can't push them out again then I'll have to explain to a doctor about what I've done!

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Fucking my cervix with a treble sound, feeling the steel bulges pop in and out, is already so intense. When I added a Hitachi Magic Wand on my fat clit, it made me cum in a hurry!

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Fucking my cervix with a treble sound, feeling the steel bulges pop in and out, is already so intense. When I added a Hitachi Magic Wand on my fat clit, it made me cum in a hurry!

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There's something I love about the throbbing pain of stinging nettles, but it can definitely be hard to take! In this video, I brought myself to the very edge of orgasm by rubbing and stroking my big clit, then ruined my orgasm by stinging myself directly in the clit with a sprig of nettles. Next, I used a glass dildo in my peehole to get myself to the point of orgasm, and ruined it again with stinging nettles. After that, I used a purple silicone dildo to double-penetrate my pussy and peehole, the g-spot stimulation quickly bringing back my arousal even though my pussy still hurt so badly, and then- you guessed it- ruined my orgasm with more nettles, this time slapping them into my poor clit. After three ruined orgasms, I decided to let myself cum... but only if I could cum while stroking my clit with nettle leaves.

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There's something I love about the throbbing pain of stinging nettles, but it can definitely be hard to take! In this video, I brought myself to the very edge of orgasm by rubbing and stroking my big clit, then ruined my orgasm by stinging myself directly in the clit with a sprig of nettles. Next, I used a glass dildo in my peehole to get myself to the point of orgasm, and ruined it again with stinging nettles. After that, I used a purple silicone dildo to double-penetrate my pussy and peehole, the g-spot stimulation quickly bringing back my arousal even though my pussy still hurt so badly, and then- you guessed it- ruined my orgasm with more nettles, this time slapping them into my poor clit. After three ruined orgasms, I decided to let myself cum... but only if I could cum while stroking my clit with nettle leaves.

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I pumped my clit to make it even bigger and more sensitive, then started flicking it with my fingers, over and over, until I was yelping. Once my clit was very tender, I grabbed a bullet vibrator, which was almost too intense for me! After I was very aroused (and perhaps my clit was even more engorged?) I returned to flicking it, the jolt even more startling now. I alternated between pleasure and pain, back and forth, until I was just too greedy and let myself cum... but while I was still cumming, I gave my poor clit another few flicks. I was surprised to see that the sudden pain at the moment of climax made me squirt!

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I pumped my clit to make it even bigger and more sensitive, then started flicking it with my fingers, over and over, until I was yelping. Once my clit was very tender, I grabbed a bullet vibrator, which was almost too intense for me! After I was very aroused (and perhaps my clit was even more engorged?) I returned to flicking it, the jolt even more startling now. I alternated between pleasure and pain, back and forth, until I was just too greedy and let myself cum... but while I was still cumming, I gave my poor clit another few flicks. I was surprised to see that the sudden pain at the moment of climax made me squirt!

My peehole was still a little sore from other adventures, but I wanted to give it a stretching session anyway! I started with a tapered silicone toy, easing it open all the way to my bladder. Once my urethra was able to take the entire length of that toy, I switched to a realistic dildo. Slowly, I was able to push that all the way in to the base as well. My peehole was feeling tender, so I left it in place while using a vibrator on my clit... but it didn't take long until I was so turned on, I just couldn't resist thrusting with the dildo, sore or not!

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My peehole was still a little sore from other adventures, but I wanted to give it a stretching session anyway! I started with a tapered silicone toy, easing it open all the way to my bladder. Once my urethra was able to take the entire length of that toy, I switched to a realistic dildo. Slowly, I was able to push that all the way in to the base as well. My peehole was feeling tender, so I left it in place while using a vibrator on my clit... but it didn't take long until I was so turned on, I just couldn't resist thrusting with the dildo, sore or not!

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Bladder filling, pee desperation, ass play, and pain- what could be a better combination? I worked my way through the rainbow, using a large plastic syringe to fill my bladder with thick lube in vivid colors. Each time, when I felt utterly full, I held the lube in for as long as I could while fingering hot sauce into my asshole. Once the lube burst out of me, it was time to move on to the next color! Finally, when I got to red, I mixed an even more powerful hot sauce into the lube, The Last Dab with Carolina Reapers. I filled my bladder with the evil spicy goo, then fingered my asshole with that hot sauce as well, sobbing in pain as I did. I was able to cum when fingering the first hot sauce into my ass, but when I put The Last Dab in my bladder and asshole, I had no chance of cumming, I could only cry!

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Bladder filling, pee desperation, ass play, and pain- what could be a better combination? I worked my way through the rainbow, using a large plastic syringe to fill my bladder with thick lube in vivid colors. Each time, when I felt utterly full, I held the lube in for as long as I could while fingering hot sauce into my asshole. Once the lube burst out of me, it was time to move on to the next color! Finally, when I got to red, I mixed an even more powerful hot sauce into the lube, The Last Dab with Carolina Reapers. I filled my bladder with the evil spicy goo, then fingered my asshole with that hot sauce as well, sobbing in pain as I did. I was able to cum when fingering the first hot sauce into my ass, but when I put The Last Dab in my bladder and asshole, I had no chance of cumming, I could only cry!

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