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This tournament of searing genital agony is a competition between IcyHot, Capzasin cream, cayenne extract, and Tiger balm. I filmed on three separate nights, with multiple days in between to let my poor battered clit return to normal. Each night, first I pumped my clit until it was enormous, swollen, and tender, then used clover clamps to stretch my labia wide open. With one substance slathered on the right side of my clit and another on my left, I waited several minutes (and tried to orgasm to distract myself, but failed miserably each time due to the pain) and then decided which side of my clit was worse. Bracket 1 was Tiger balm vs. Capzasin, bracket 2 was cayenne extract vs. IcyHot, and in the third round, the winners of those brackets went head to head to decide which was the worst substance I could find to put on my clit!

After I tried stuffing my cunt with gelatin eggs recently, I had a lot of "what if..." ideas! Here's one of them: what if I made big jelly cubes, shoved as many in my pussy as I could, put surgical staples in my labia so that I could lace them shut with fishing line, and then pushed the cubes out? Would the gelatin be cut to pieces by the fishing line, or would it be stuck and held in? This video has yelping about how cold the cubes are, whining about the pain of the staples, moaning about the vibrator buzzing on my clit and bumping into the fishing line, and a few startled giggles.

My clit is already big, but I oiled it thoroughly with gloved hands and then pumped it until it was enormous. Then I spanked my swollen clit and inner thighs, used a vibrator on my clit until I had a lovely orgasm, and slapped my pussy around some more.

A vibrator shaped like a hammer just brings out my silly side! In this clip, I use the "love hamma" toy to tap hypodermic needles into my sensitive labia. Vibrating the needles as they go in makes them more painful, and feels so weird! Once my pussy is studded with needles sticking straight into me, I have a couple orgasms with the love hamma... but using the vibrator on my clit keeps bumping and moving the needles!

I'm about to retire these nipple clamps, so there's no reason not to use them for something truly messy and difficult to clean off! With the nipple clamps stretching my pussy lips open wide, I dripped hot wax all over my poor cunt. It made a shell over my clit and even trickled into my big peehole, just inside my vagina, and down my ass crack. By varying the distance of the candles, I discovered that the painfully hot tapping sensation of droplets falling on my clit was enough for me to have a small orgasm! To take the wax off, I got real silly and decided to use a chisel. It's clearly labelled with a warning to wear eye protection- I do hope you're being safe while your eyes are glued to my pussy!

This is the best way to use kegel weights, right? First I screw a hollow penis plug into my cervix, then hook a 40g weight onto it. I take the tunnel plug out of my pussy and tug on the weight to make sure it's still secure. Then, I pump my clit to make it swollen and huge. I've edited the video down to a time lapse, so you'll see it magically swell before your eyes! I put a tight rubber band "cock ring" on my clit and attach a heavier kegel weight to that- 125g! I stand up, so that my uterus and clitoris are both feeling the pull, and use a bullet vibrator on my huge, oversensitive clit. It's painful, but still I cum so hard that I struggle not to fall over. Then I take the kegel weight off of my clit and attach a solid metal weight- it's 500g, or just over a pound! That hurts even more, and you'll hear me whimper as I swing it around and bounce up and down, tugging painfully on my clit.

By request, I set about finding out what nettles are like on a hugely swollen pumped clit. First I prepared a trap for my poor clitoris: I tucked a stinging nettle leaf inside the pump cup, so as the vacuum increased, my clit was sucked right up into those cruel spines. You'll see my clit get larger and larger as I yelp in pain, because this video was edited down from over 45 minutes of intermittent pumping. With the pump off, I play with my engorged clit for a while, then try laying a nettle leaf directly on it and applying a hitachi magic wand over that. After that, I ruin several orgasms, leaving the hitachi on my clit until I'm past the point of no return and then yanking it away and stinging my pussy with nettles. Finally, at the very end, I let myself have a couple of satisfying orgasms, but my cunt hurts long after I cum.

I've been curious about genital saline infusion for a long time, but this was my first time trying it! This video is condensed from about four hours of letting saline gradually inflate my pussy lips, so that you can see the transformation. If you're interested in the process, complete with before-and-after, this is the perfect video for you; if you just want to see me playing with enormous swollen labia, look for my next video. In total, I wound up with half a liter of extra fluid making my cunt ridiculously big and jiggly. I learned a lot! Next time, I think I'll try to put in double the amount of fluid, and I'll have two saline drips going at the same time, one on each side. On this first try, I didn't want to start two IV bags at once, for fear of being wasteful if something went wrong on a first try or if I were just not being able to fit as much liquid as I'd hoped. Now I know that this bad boy can fit so much fucking saline in it! I also learned that if it seems to be infusing slowly (like in the first spot I tried) I should go ahead and reposition the needle rather than waiting and waiting. In the second spot, you can actually see the swelling happen while I use my vibrator! I'm not sure if I'll do this again solo, it really would have been better with company to keep me entertained, but someday I do want to go even bigger than this so it jiggles even more. I hope you enjoy the results of me spending a whole afternoon with needles in my pussy!

The nettles are up and it's time for a little seasonal masochism! I tease my clit and labia for a while with one of the larger leaves, then start to truly hurt myself using the especially potent clusters of small new leaves. With nettles shoved in my urethra and tormenting my clit, I yelp and pant and swear, but I keep going. I even spread my pussy open so that you can see how my peehole jerks as I start to sob from the pain. You can also see how wet my cunt got, which might go a little way to explaining why I plan to pick more nettles soon even though this was intensely painful. Finally, I pee a little, so that my piss will push the nettles out of my urethra.

What did I do with that lemon that was shoved deep in my cunt in a past video? It definitely didn't go to waste! In this clip, I start by fingering my peehole briefly, but I don't spend much time on things I find straightforwardly pleasurable. I give my pussy a few slaps, then move right on to laying thin lemon slices on my mons and securing them there with surgical staples. After that, it's time to staple habanero slices to my labia. The staples make me yelp in pain, but it's the building heat from the chiles that really makes me start to whimper. I grab a vibrator and have several orgasms, but my increasing wetness just spreads the capsaicin all over my pussy. The lemon juice in my staple wounds hardly bothered me, because my cunt was on fire so much that I couldn't pay attention to the acid stinging! By the end of this clip, I'm really suffering from my own bad ideas... but I hope you find it enjoyable.