LisaLou SSBBW

When I got this funnel the first thing I did was go out and buy the absolute biggest container of creamer that I could find because I wanted to test my limits and that's exactly what I did! I actually surprised myself with how much I greedily guzzled down, you can really tell towards the end how bloated my belly was with the sweet liquid. I can genuinely say that I've never been that full in my life, I really don't think I could have drank another drop! I can't wait to see what I funnel next.

My belly is my largest body part and it was time to give it some special attention for growing so big! I'm in awe of how fat and jiggly my belly is, I literally play with it all day long! And I can't help but show a little love for my massive thigh rolls coming in OR my gigantic tits that are sitting on top of my belly so even if my hands stray a little bit, they always come back to the star of the show, my huge hanging belly.

I've NEVER been squashed before so when I had the chance to get squashed by an SSBBW who's even bigger than me I couldn't pass it up. I wasn't really sure what to expect but she was HEAVY on my chest and I actually couldn't breathe! It was incredibly thrilling to be completely out of breath so quickly! When she told me that she had also never been squashed I had to return the favor; I just had a little bit of a harder time climbing up her big belly. ;)

Taking my measurements is a little more difficult than just standing on a scale so I don't take them nearly as often as I should. But do you know what that means? That means that every time I break out the measuring tape I'm always surprised by how many numbers have changed and by how much! So many of my measurements grew and I am unbelievably turned on by how much fatter I've gotten, numbers don't lie. ;)

You know what they say, everything is bigger in Texas and that includes me! I spent a week with my friends eating everything in sight and having at least one huge Dr. Pepper milkshake a day, if not two! Not only do I talk about the delicious all you can eat food I ate but I also talk about the various things my big fat body broke while I was there! Come check out how much I gained while I was away. ;)

I've always seen construction sites and wondered how I would look in the huge machines they use because while I am pretty big, I feel like I would look kinda small in one of them! So when I saw an empty construction site I took that opportunity to find out exactly how I fit in those massive machines! My only issue when I got up to it? How to get in! I haven't had to use my arms for much more than lifting food to my mouth in years so you can imagine how difficult it was for me to lift my entire body into it. Come watch me struggle to figure out how to get my large body up inside!

Can you believe that I've never had breakfast in bed?! Thank you so much for bringing me these yummy heart-shaped brownie batter filled donuts on Valentine's Day! I love that I don't have to get out of bed to eat all of these delicious calories, and I love even more that I don't have to move for you to feed me the rest of them while you're fucking me. ;)

A Shein order just isn't complete without some sexy clothes! A lot of these things are sheer so you can see right through them; it makes me want to grab ahold of my fat rolls and jiggle them! There are quite a few snug items from this order as well which I of course love but one of them were so tight that I was BARELY able to squeeze into it! These clothes look so hot on my body!

I've always seen such cute two-piece outfits online and I've never had any, so when I was making my order from Shein I made sure to get a few different styles! I absolutely love the way these outfits cling to every single curve, they hug ALL of my rolls! Wearing form-fitting comfy clothes makes me feel so sexy, I can't wait to go out wearing these outfits. ;)

As an SSBBW it's pretty hard carrying 400+lbs up a single stair, let alone a whole staircase. Whenever I go down to the lake I have an easy enough time going down all the stairs to get to the water but coming back up is a whole different story, there are THREE staircases going up to my room! When you're this heavy every single staircase is a battle!

I LOVE getting clothes for Christmas so when CaitiDee, Leighton Rose, and SummerMarshmallow wanted to do a Pajama Secret Santa I was super excited!! I've been wanting cow print stuff for a while so when I saw the shorts I was really happy and I couldn't wait to see how they fit. My current robe doesn't have a tie and I was surprised to see that I got two things, one of them being a new robe! My new one has a tie on it (and cows!) so even though it's a little small I'll still be able to answer the door to get my food with just my robe on. I always need new cute and comfy clothes to lounge around eating Christmas cookies in and that's exactly what I got!

Casey did a great job eating all of the donuts I fed her for her video but since she couldn't eat the entire dozen, there was no way she was going to let them go to waste! Even though Casey was super stuffed she began feeding me the rest of the donuts, knowing that my fat ass wanted to eat all of them. My stomach started filling up and it was also filling out my lingerie more and more. Casey reached under my heavy belly and through my thick thighs to unsnap my lingerie and release my belly so it expand even more with doughy desserts! Towards the end I was getting full and SO turned on from us feeding each other that I couldn't help but feed her a few extra bites. ;)

I ate so much on Thanksgiving - turkey literally coated and cooked in butter, super creamy and buttery mashed potatoes, multiple kinds of stuffing, and of course PIE! I had so much pie and I wish I could have shown you, but then I thought, why can't I show you?? So I eat this entire pie with nothing but crusts remaining; by the time I finished I was so incredibly turned on and couldn't stop rubbing my big belly packed full of pie!

I had already planned on doing a weigh in, but when I saw a tiny scale with a max limit of 300lbs in the bathroom I KNEW I had to step on that one first! I maxed out that scale before I got on my own for my actual weigh in and thought it would be fun to show you both. Speaking of my weigh in, I was super surprised by the number I saw on the scale, it was more than double what I was expecting and it pushed me over the edge for a HUGE milestone! What do you think the number is going to be??

When you're as fat as I am you have to plan your days carefully so you can spend the least amount of calories possible; in this case it means shooting multiple customs in one day. I thought I would bring you along for a shoot day and share some behind the scenes footage! In this video you get to be in the drive-thru with me, take a smoke break, eat a snack (if you can call a burger a snack), change into my various outfits and REALLY REALLY struggle to fit into a pair of jeans that fit me a couple months ago!

***This video has been shortened due to Clips4Sale Compliance, if you'd like to see the 3.5 minute longer version it is available on my other clip store***

A super-sized like myself is literally always smoking! I need to smoke before I go anywhere or do anything, and typically with several smoke breaks in between! I mean I smoke so much that I was able to get all these for free with points; and honestly, I wouldn't want it any other way!

I completely forget to grab some snacks at the airport before I got on my flight so I was insanely hungry when I got home and needed to immediately make a giant bowl of pasta! I wanted to share all of my airport struggles with you so I thought now would be the perfect time while I eat!

I think doing a weigh in once you get home from a trip can really show you how good of a trip it was! One of my favorite parts of going on vacation is getting to eat all the yummy food and seeing all of the sights! When I went to Chicago I couldn't stop eating my favorite deep dish pizza and it was significantly much more difficult to get around than the last time I was there. Join me while I tell you all about it and then see how much weight I’ve put on!

They're aren't too many things sexier than an SSBBW stuffing her fat face full of cake on all-fours in bed, are there? ;)