Alissa Ryan

All gooners want the same thing, you’re so predictable. Big bouncy tits, thick curves, a juicy ass, pouty lips and confirmation that it’s okay to spend every waking free moment you have, stroking your dick. Sometimes I like to spoil my mindless goon puppets. I’m taking you to CANDY LAND! Stroke your cock silly for my delicious perfect tits. Feel yourself melt like a hot sundae when I stick out my tongue, roll my eyes back and bouncing my curves around. Stroke for me gooner, pump your porn addicted candy stick while you get lost in the day dream of Alissa’s magical Candy land, just for gooners.

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You’ve been gooning for so long you’ve gooned yourself to autopilot. Your whole day revolves around when you’ll get to goon next you don’t even remember what happens from the time you get out of the shower in the morning to the time you get home and get your cock back into your hand. You have a few braincells left working overtime at this point and it shows. It’s time to stop making a fool of yourself gooner. Stroke those last few braincells away. Let me take over. A fully functioning Goddess brain is a million times better than what puddle of mush you have going on in that skull of yours. I’ll make all your decisions for you. Goddess Alissa always knows best. I always lead you down the path to pleasure and bliss, you can trust me gooner. PUMP PUMP PUMP! I can’t take control until we wipe the slate clean. I’ve stacked this video with tons of effects, goon faces, stroking motions, my perfect tits and of course so much goon and stroke encouragement you’ll happily follow my lead. How many brain cells will you have after this stroke session? ZERO!

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You know what’s so hot about me? No I’m not talking about my beautiful face nor my perfect thick curves. The cherry on top, that makes me so hot to you is the fact that I am unattainable. You will never date nor even speak to a woman that looks like me in real life. The only time I give you attention is here, on your screen, when you buy my clips to see me. This is as far as this relationship will ever go and you know that. It’s so hot stroking to someone you know is out of your league. A goddess who knows how hot she is. I’m conceited, rightfully so and you love it.

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Porn is your sex life, masturbation is your sex life. You’re here EVERY night stroking to me because stroking and gooning while fucking your hand pussy is all you have, your entire sex life is solo pumping. You look so stupid all hunched over furiously stroking, leaking, and drooling at the sight of me gooner. Now go get your lotion and lube it’s time to goon out for Goddess Alissa it’s time for your nightly hand fuck.

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You’re ALWAYS going to be a loser, you’ve decided there’s no point in denying it, no point in fighting it you no longer want to shy away from the term LOSER you want affirmations, you want confirmation, you want validation that you are KING OF THE LOSERS! Being a loser has become your entire personality, the loser symbol represents your life. I’m going to give you affirmations to repeat after me, to repeat every single day to remind yourself of what a fucking loser you are. You’re going to stroke with the loser symbol, and repeat your affirmations while I give you jerking instructions. Jerking instructions specifically for LOSERS!

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Ever since I showed you how to stroke like a loser, you’ve been OBSESSED! The original video sold so many copies I realized just how many pathetic fucking losers needed this. You had been jerking off incorrectly the entire time. You’re such a loser, you couldn’t even figure out how to do that right without me. Beta losers don’t stroke with their first, no you stroke with the loser symbol! You AREN’T an alpha so why would you stroke your dick the same way? You’ve been stroking your cock with your thumb and pointer finger only like a good boy since the first time I instructed you to. You realized how good it felt to be even further humiliated, for every stroke to remind you what a loser you really are. Now form the loser symbol and pump away. I knew you wouldn’t be able to stay away, you NEED to prove to me that you’re the ultimate loser! It’s the only thing you have going for you at this point, may as well be good at something.

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Another purity pledge fist fucker is here to pump for me, why am I not surprised. All you losers saving yourself for “the one” actually did yourself a disservice. Not only have you never experienced the true pleasure of a beautiful womans body but when you do finally decide to break your pledge you’re going to be TERRIBLE at it virgin! You missed out on the age where everyone else was getting their experience and learning the basics. Women your age want a man with skill in the bedroom. A man that knows what he’s doing, you’ll NEVER be that man. You’ll be disappointing women for the rest of your life unless you stick to pumping. Pumping your cock to porn, living a pussy free life forever. Masturbation IS your sex life, pump purity pledge loser PUMP!

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It's simple. Your favorite thing, pump your cock to my perfect face, tits and curves until you explode with thick hot GOONER GOO! Your mind is so weak and easy to melt just focus on me and goon yourself stupid. You love what I do to you, i've become your deepest addiction. I know exactly how to trigger you. You came back for yet another jerk off session, only this time Goddess Alissa is giving you release, after a long binge on my goon fuel I want you to cover yourself in GOONER GOO! Be a good puppet and do as I say, you know I always know what's best. IT'S TIME TO GOON!


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Hand humping isn’t an insult to you, it’s a way of life. You’ll always be a pussy free hand humping loser. Hunched over stroking as hard and fast as you can over and over until your dick is completely gooned out and leaking. You’ll never get any real pussy, hand humping is all you know, masturbation IS your sex life. It feels so good lubing up your hand pussy and stroking for Goddess Alissa, you can’t resist.

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I know you always had a thing for me, I’d catch you staring at me in class all the time. It was super obvious you had a huge crush on me and fantasized about me all the time. You were such a loser back then, and it looks like not much has changed! You didn’t have a chance then, and you don’t have a chance now. Still drooling and gooning over me. Still jerking off alone in your room to the thought of me. I’ve been your dream girl your entire life and still you’ll never be good enough for me, such a pathetic loser!

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Why would you jerk off like a straight man when you aren’t one? We both know your little secret, or at least what you believe to be a secret. It’s written all over your face don’t try and hide it you CRAVE cock. You watch gay porn all the time and wonder what it would feel like to have your ass stretched out. But you’re too much of a pussy to get out there and indulge. Lucky for you I’ve come up with a way to ease yourself into it. You’re going to fill your ass with a butt plug before your stroke session. You’re going to feel what it’s like to stroke your cock while having your boy pussy stretched out. This is only the beginning for a cock hungry slut like you. A cum guzzling whore just waiting to be let free. Follow my lead.

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I know you think you’re a smart man, but every time you get around beautiful women you can’t think straight. Sentences don’t form properly, your pupils dilate, all of your thoughts escape you. Your brain goes BYE BYE! You become nothing more than a stupid drooly gooner! You know there is no end to this, you can’t help yourself may as well embrace it. Embrace your inner GOON - stroke after stroke your braincells begin to melt. So helplessly lost in Goddess Alissa, you know you should stop but you can’t. You stroke all your brain cells away replacing every single thought with just my tits. Just my face. Me and only ME! You’ve found your purpose in life, being my pump puppet. My drooly gooner. STROKE STROKE STROKE!


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You can't stroke to regular porn your weak mind and dicklett can't handle it, you'd be cumming in seconds you NEED beta safe porn. It's the only way you can actually make it through a video. You aren't use to seeing naked women, it's unnatural to you. You've been a pussy free beta loser your whole life, I wouldn't want to overstimulate you. Put your pixelated beta glasses on. That's much better! Keep them on while I bounce my perfect tits in your face, give you a strip tease, and even suck and ride an alpha cock. I can see you squinting your eyes trying to peak through the pixels, such a loser. Stroke for me pixel pumper, stroke to my pixels, it's all you deserve. You're lucky I let you this close to my naked body, what a privilege.

You’re always going to be a pussy free loser, you may as well embrace it. You’ve been jerking off incorrectly this whole time. You’re such a mindless jerk drone and yet you can’t even do that right. You’ve been wrapping your hand around your cock and pumping like an regular guy but you aren’t a regular guy so why would you stroke like one? You’re a beta pussy free loser. So you’re going to stroke like one. Stroking your cock with your thumb and pointer finger only. Form the loser symbol and pump away. As you begin to pump you’ll realize this is how it was always meant to be done. This feels so much better. This is the only way you’ll jerk off from now on. Forever my little pump pet, stroke like a loser!

ITTY BITTY CLITTY ALERT! You are mesmerized by Goddess Alissa, you want to stroke for me so badly but you can’t even masturbate your clit is so small. It’s an embarassment, I actually feel bad for you. You’re trying to use your hand but it’s WAY too small. You try and use two fingers but even then it’s STILL too small, you finally resort to stimulating the head of your clit with your finger like a woman. You try and be a real man, but you can only play pretend for so long it doesn’t feel good when you “stroke” because you can’t do it properly. You’re going to be a virgin forever let’s be real, your clit couldn’t even fit past the pussy lips to penetrate. Stimulate the head of your clit like a good beta bitch!

You’re desensitized to regular porn, the ONLY thing that turns you on anymore is femdom. You can’t enjoy vanilla porn because vanilla porn is all about worshiping a giant cock, a beautiful woman being filled with his huge length and girth. You know your dicklett is nothing to be worshipped. You are a below average male. A beta, a premature ejaculator, a short nub loser who deserves to be used as a cum rag, a foot stool, an atm. You know your place in life. Femdom is the only porn you can stroke to because it’s the only porn you can relate to. Your dicklett is probably already excited, you’re such a pathetic loser.

You knew you weren’t going to see me naked in this video and yet you’re still here adding it to your cart, why? Because you’re a beta loser!! You know this is what you deserve. You wouldn’t be able to handle the real thing, your tiny mind and over sensitive nub would explode, incapable of repair. The only type of porn that is safe for your eyes is censored and pixelated. Stroke yourself into obsession while I dance around naked, touching myself, playing with my tits, and pussy all while laughing at and humiliating you for being such a beta. Such a loser. This is the porn you deserve.

Your dick is so fucking useless, you know it and i'm here to reassure you. Not only reassure you but explain to you in depth why it's so pathetic and useless. To give you a deeper understanding as to why you have never and will never satisfy any women. Of course your nub is way below average, but you already know that. I'm going to break down every myth you tell yourself to protect your fragile little ego and then i'm going to take it one step further. Your dick isn't only useless due to it's size, no. It's also become useless and desensitized to regular vanilla sex and porn. My videos, humiliation porn, is all you have left it's time to face the truth.