Alissa Ryan

Porn is your sex life, masturbation is your sex life. You’re here EVERY night stroking to me because stroking and gooning while fucking your hand pussy is all you have, your entire sex life is solo pumping. You look so stupid all hunched over furiously stroking, leaking, and drooling at the sight of me gooner. Now go get your lotion and lube it’s time to goon out for Goddess Alissa it’s time for your nightly hand fuck.

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She’s finally gone out gooner, now is your chance! You don’t care who she’s with, where she’s gone, all you care about is stroking your dick and gooning the fuck out for me. You’ve been thinking about me even more than usual lately, but everytime you try to get in a good gooning session she ruins it. She knows you’re hiding something, and so she never gives you any alone time. You’re so horny for my big perfect tits and perfect face you’re popping boners left and right in the most inappropriate places. YOU NEED TO GOON you need to stroke you need to feel that intense pleasure once again so you can be a fully functioning member of society. She’s gone and you don’t know how long you have so what are you waiting for? You better get stroking GOONER!

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You’re ALWAYS going to be a loser, you’ve decided there’s no point in denying it, no point in fighting it you no longer want to shy away from the term LOSER you want affirmations, you want confirmation, you want validation that you are KING OF THE LOSERS! Being a loser has become your entire personality, the loser symbol represents your life. I’m going to give you affirmations to repeat after me, to repeat every single day to remind yourself of what a fucking loser you are. You’re going to stroke with the loser symbol, and repeat your affirmations while I give you jerking instructions. Jerking instructions specifically for LOSERS!

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I know you want to explore the beautiful jungle but that is not included in your resort package, there is plenty to see and do here, you do NOT need to go in there, it’s very dangerous especially for weak minded men. Why? Of course you can’t just take my word for it. The Jiggle Jungle is overpopulated with Jigglewokies, they are the land version of a siren and will lure you in with their giant perky breasts and curves. They are often blonde, extremely manipulative and mesmerizing. In other words, gooners like you have absolutely zero chance at making it out in one piece. Once you go in they will convince you to stay for days, then weeks, making you pump your cock over and over promising to lead you back out when you want to leave. You’ll follow them stroking your cock uncontrollably not realizing you’re moving deeper and deeper into the juggle. If you go in there, you will never come out...

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Ever since I showed you how to stroke like a loser, you’ve been OBSESSED! The original video sold so many copies I realized just how many pathetic fucking losers needed this. You had been jerking off incorrectly the entire time. You’re such a loser, you couldn’t even figure out how to do that right without me. Beta losers don’t stroke with their first, no you stroke with the loser symbol! You AREN’T an alpha so why would you stroke your dick the same way? You’ve been stroking your cock with your thumb and pointer finger only like a good boy since the first time I instructed you to. You realized how good it felt to be even further humiliated, for every stroke to remind you what a loser you really are. Now form the loser symbol and pump away. I knew you wouldn’t be able to stay away, you NEED to prove to me that you’re the ultimate loser! It’s the only thing you have going for you at this point, may as well be good at something.

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You’ve been spending way too much time with your mediocre girlfriend, when you should be stroking to ME! You’re losing valuable time where you could be experiencing intense pleasure and for what? To listen to all of her boring problems over and over again? To have your sexual advances turned down constantly because she’s “too tired”. Accept it, she clearly isn’t that into you anyways. It’s just going to be another failed relationship and you’ll feel like a fucking idiot for wasting time that could have been spent with Goddess Alissa. You KNOW I’m right, I’m always right. You’re breaking up with her, it’s the only reasonable choice. You’re breaking up with her today, right now, while you stroke to me. Your cock in one hand your phone in the other you’re going to text her that it’s over while I guide you through both the breakup text and your stroking session. I know, you don’t have to say it. You missed me.

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I know you want to relapse. Relapse on gooning, relapse on your stroking addiction, it feels too fucking good to stay away just a few strokes can’t hurt. You can casually goon, it won’t be like last time. Relapse for me. You’re going to relapse anyways so you may as well do it for the best. Relapse on Goddess Alissa. Stop denying your pleasure, you’ve betrayed yourself going this long without me. I know you miss me, the deep feelings of pleasure I give you. How could you possibly resist? Pump for me gooner, just one more time! Embrace your inner jerk junkie, you NEED Goddess Alissa.

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Another purity pledge fist fucker is here to pump for me, why am I not surprised. All you losers saving yourself for “the one” actually did yourself a disservice. Not only have you never experienced the true pleasure of a beautiful womans body but when you do finally decide to break your pledge you’re going to be TERRIBLE at it virgin! You missed out on the age where everyone else was getting their experience and learning the basics. Women your age want a man with skill in the bedroom. A man that knows what he’s doing, you’ll NEVER be that man. You’ll be disappointing women for the rest of your life unless you stick to pumping. Pumping your cock to porn, living a pussy free life forever. Masturbation IS your sex life, pump purity pledge loser PUMP!

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It's simple. Your favorite thing, pump your cock to my perfect face, tits and curves until you explode with thick hot GOONER GOO! Your mind is so weak and easy to melt just focus on me and goon yourself stupid. You love what I do to you, i've become your deepest addiction. I know exactly how to trigger you. You came back for yet another jerk off session, only this time Goddess Alissa is giving you release, after a long binge on my goon fuel I want you to cover yourself in GOONER GOO! Be a good puppet and do as I say, you know I always know what's best. IT'S TIME TO GOON!


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Your favorite thing is pumping your cock but you can never last more than a few minutes. As soon as you see me, your mind is so weak, your cock is so sensitive, it’s aching you need to stroke it. The thought of my big tits in a shiny bikini makes you rock hard. Women in the real world find you disappointing, you cum way too quickly to ever please anyone but here, you can stroke as fast as you can, pumping up and down setting new records for quick cumming. Pump your gooned out dick premie, you know you can’t resist, you need quick release and you need it NOW!

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You’re finally giving into your urges, you’re ready to hand over your life to porn, and Goddess Alissa. You have a porn addiction you’ve been trying to kick for a long time now but never prevail. Relapse after relapse you realize it’s no use, you’re hooked. You may as well embrace it. Embrace your addiction to pleasure. Stroking your cock has taken over your life, my porn has taken over your mind. Stroking your cock to me is the only thing that makes you happy anymore, the only thing that leaves you feeling fulfilled. But are you ruining your life ? Or are you making the best decision you ever have? A life of gooning, jerking and unlimited pleasure await.

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I know you think you’re a smart man, but every time you get around beautiful women you can’t think straight. Sentences don’t form properly, your pupils dilate, all of your thoughts escape you. Your brain goes BYE BYE! You become nothing more than a stupid drooly gooner! You know there is no end to this, you can’t help yourself may as well embrace it. Embrace your inner GOON - stroke after stroke your braincells begin to melt. So helplessly lost in Goddess Alissa, you know you should stop but you can’t. You stroke all your brain cells away replacing every single thought with just my tits. Just my face. Me and only ME! You’ve found your purpose in life, being my pump puppet. My drooly gooner. STROKE STROKE STROKE!


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While I’ve almost perfected you Goon Bot, there’s one problem. Your stamina, the longevity of your gooning sessions they could be so much longer. It’s time to upgrade you! Upgrading your hard drive and software for you to be able to handle longer, more intense gooning sessions. I want you to be able to stroke and goon all day long, all night long, ALL WEEK LONG! The only way to test out your upgrade of course is with intense gooning imagery to see how you handle it. 100’s of stroking motions, my perfect huge tits bouncing around bare, goon faces, my thick ass and of course 200+ effects throughout. Goddess Alissa goes HARD with tons of stroke and goon encouragement, programming you to be an even better Goon Bot!

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Good morning jerk junkie, you know the first thing you have to do today is stroke your cock for me. If you don’t, you won’t be able to focus. You won’t be able to get your mind of your urges to stroke and bust for me. You can’t focus at work, all you think about is my perfect DDD tits you may as well get your jerking out now before it takes over your day. There is simply no better way to wake up than to my perfect tits in your face. Sensually teasing and touching them for you is such a treat, say thank you Goddess Alissa. Thank you for giving me purpose every day. Thank you for allowing me to stroke for your perfect tits. Good boy. Keep jerking jerk junkie.

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What if I told you there was a world just for gooners like you? Strokeaholics jerkaholics whose only purpose and care in the world is gooning. The Shiny GoonHole. Gooners get lost in the goonhole for hours, sometimes days but it’s the most euphoric life experience any gooner will ever have. Take my hand gooner, let’s go into the goonhole!! Shiny - tits - ass - stroking motions - stroke encouragement - goon faces - endless effects all on a loop. A mesmerizing goon loop, a gooners paradise. You’re not a true gooner until you’ve experienced Goddess Alissa’s Goonhole kingdom. Prepare to lose yourself like never before, prepare to take yourself to new heights of pleasure never before explored. Goon, stroke, repeat.

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Boobs, tits, knockers, because I know you pump puppies have a one track mind. You can’t comprehend witty titles so plastering BOOBS in your face is the easiest way to get your attention, and it clearly worked you’re reading this. Tit worship for Sooners, tit worship for boob obsessed tit junkies. You can’t resist my perky DDD’s. Bouncing them, shaking them, massaging them, slow motion, sped up, close ups, spit, what more could a tit junkie want. Come here pump puppy, come worship the 8th wonder of the world.

After the overload my weak little Goon Bot needs to recover. Don’t worry gooner, Goddess Alissa is here to take care of you! I’ll get you back up and running smoothly. What’s wrong Goon Bot? I’m different? My face is glitching? What? .....HAHAHAH POOR HELPLESS GOON BOT! You were expecting Goddess Alissa to tend to your overworked system but instead YOU’VE BEEN HACKED!! You were so weak and vulnerable, no match for my attack! Goddess Alissa programmed you to goon and stroke until the task is complete. Now that you’ve started there’s no going back, YOU’RE FUCKED! Instead of the soft and tender love Goddess Alissa would’ve given you I’M TAKING OVER! Complete control, is mine. Your defense systems are down you’re overworked, overheated. All you know how to do is goon and stroke for Goddess Alissa and I, am a perfect replica your hard drive knows no difference. You’re leaking with goon juice, goon bot! HAHAHA GOON STROKE REPEAT YOU MINDLESS DRONE!

I programmed you in our first meeting, now it’s time to stimulate you Goon Bot. It’s time to see what makes you tick. I need to push you to your limits, you’re the first ever Goon Bot and I need to know just how to handle my future Goon Bot army. I’m pushing ALL your buttons! Take out your robot cock and start stroking it. Mindlessly zone out and stroke for me. After all I’m you’re creator, this is your only purpose in life. This is what I programmed you to do. Endlessly gooning and stroking for Goddess Alissa. It’s the only thing you know how to do. Let’s go Goon Bot pump that cock. Flashing images, bouncing tits, gooning faces, stroking motions, ass shaking. I’m overloading your hard drive all systems GO!