'It was SO small!'
I'm relaxing at home when I get an unexpected but much appreciated FaceTime call from my best girlfriend.. and we've got a LOT to catch up on!
I went on a date at the weekend, and, unfortunately, his cock did NOT measure up to my expectations. In fact, my date's dicklet was so small it had my crying tears of laughter and disbelief.
This one's for every single one of you genetically unfortunate losers that have wanted to know how all of the girls they've disappointed have spoken about their minuscule members with their friends. Be a fly on the wall, and accept the fact that if your cock is tiny, then your victims have definitely talked smack about you on Facetime.
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