My Gaydar Never Fails
I've heard dating apps are a brutal wasteland for average-looking people. Swipe, swipe, swipe — nothing. Tragic, honestly.
Wait — what did you just ask me? Do I have any single friends? Sure, but my gay guy pals are all coupled up. Good luck there.
…Oh. You meant women. Single women. You're not gay?!
That's adorable. You are gay. My gaydar is 100% accurate, and it pinged the second I laid eyes on you. Those brown eyes of mine don't miss a thing.
Stop lying to Me. Stop lying to yourself. You're homosexual whether you like it or not — and I'm never going to let you pretend otherwise.
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