IMpateient Kandy:Worst Home Visit Ever
Poor Kandy is a hot mess! She hobbles in on crutches with a knee brace, her arm bandaged, a bandage on her forehead, and her ankle wrapped up tight.
The "nurse" walks in wearing scrub bottoms and no shirt at all, carrying what looks like a grocery bag instead of a medical kit. When he starts digging through it, he pulls out vagina cream, cigarettes, and an empty box of Band-Aids for starters. This man has no clue what he's doing.
He manhandles her ankle, zero care, swabs her throat which makes her gag and then shoves a tongue compressed that Kandy spits out "this is from a popsicle!"
Fed up, she demands physical therapy. The second he lifts her off the bed, everything changes. She throws him down on the bed, straddles him, and pins. Turns out she suspected he was a fake all along... and funny thing – now that she's dominating him, she feels instantly better!
She tosses him out, and he finally confesses: he's a porn doctor. Kandy pauses for two seconds, then asks the only question that matters – what kind of porn does he do? "Everything," he says. Her response? "Come back tomorrow."