It's Never Too Late To Become A Gooner
You've always been a bit of a pervert, haven't you? You've always been really horny, always loved the feeling of your hand on your cock... but maybe you haven't spent as much time pumping as you would have liked. But it's not too late. You can still become the gooner you so badly want to be.
It doesn't matter if you're not in your 20s anymore. It doesn't matter if you're not in your 30s anymore. It doesn't matter how old you are or what responsibilities you have or what other excuses you might have. It never stops feeling incredible to stroke yourself into a brainless jerk zombie so it's never too late to let yourself slip into a gooning habit.
You've already wasted so many years just stroking and cumming quickly instead of edging for hours while you fill your head with porn... so stop telling yourself it's too late. It's not. It's time to give in.
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