
Kick Advisor - Ballbusting For Rating Cities
When you go to Rome, you can't miss a visit to Enea Slave’s testicles! His balls had so many visitors and received so many kicks by superior girls, that the city of Rome has decided to include them in the cultural heritage.
This gave me an idea: I’m gonna rate what I saw in my recent trip to Rome, giving him from 1 to 5 kicks in his balls. Coliseum: 5 kicks. Vatican: 5 kicks. Presence of air conditioning in the subway: 1 kick.
When I don’t remember something, I grab his balls and squeeze them, while he has to refresh my memory saying all the beautiful things of Rome.
Unluckily for him, roman attractions deserve so many 5 kicks…but that’s ok, after all I just needed a pretext to definitely destroy his masculinity.
