Your Penis VS A Porn Penis SPH
Let's have a little talk about your penis, and when I say a LITTLE talk, I mean exactly that. I want you to understand the cold hard (or not-so-hard) facts about your dick size, how you measure up, and what women really think even if they're trying to be polite about it - which I'm obviously not. Pick a few porn videos, let them play with the volume off in the background, and listen closely to what I have to say because you need to hear it: you would need to lay multiples of your puny penis end to end to equal a thick, masculine cock that makes women moan and cum hard. Maybe your ex-girlfriend wasn't ever honest with you, or that hookup who never returned your calls afterward - but I'm going to tell you all the things they were thinking and didn't say to your face. You're welcome.
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