
Locktober Special: Small Shrimp, Big Laugh
It's Locktober, and I've found my new favorite way to spend it: laughing at you. I look you in the eye and tell you exactly what I see — a small, sad little shrimp who somehow still needs a cage, even though there's barely anything in there to lock up. I remind you how ugly and pathetic you really are, and I don't hold back the laugh that comes with it. Maybe I'll even take a photo, just to make sure a few other people get to see exactly what I'm dealing with. This is small penis humiliation delivered with a smile and no sympathy for your ego whatsoever — straight into the camera, straight into you.
