
The Human Office Chair
I called in sick today. Too gassy to be in the office.
But that doesn’t mean I stopped working.
I stayed home, sat on my seat, and got through my entire to-do list… all while blasting out the foulest farts.
No words. No eye contact. Just my weight, my oil-shine tights, and every sick little blast pumped straight into his face.
He’s not even a slave today. He’s furniture. And beneath me, ignored, degraded, and humiliated… exactly where he belongs.
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