
You Lost The Bet!!!!
Look me and my roommate made a bet and I won! As the winner I get what I wanted! So for 30seconds I wanted to use him like a pillow to sit on! He's a literal stuffed fucking bear! Like what's the big deal! He looked super fucking comfortable and I've always wanted too! An yeah so I sat on him a little longer then 30seconds! My bad! Like forreal?! What r u even mad about! My farts? I let like a few farts! Alright more then a few but still like your a cushion... a literal seat for my ass. Like what was I suppose to do? I'm not going to get up and fart elsewhere just because you don't want me farting on you. Like totally ridiculous!
