Sasha Farting Audition
I’m a casting director auditioning aspiring actress Sashamonae for the new spokesperson role for a zero sugar gummy candy brand. She goes on about why she feels she’s the perfect fit for the job.
I tell her that in order to truly be a spokesperson, she must believe in the product first. So I hand her some zero sugar gummy candy and encourage her to try it right there. What she doesn’t know is that zero sugar candies are notorious for causing major gas.
Once she starts letting out loud, bubbly farts, I lean in and start sniffing them. She looks at me confused and asks why I’m sniffing her farts. I explain that she can get the role very quickly… if she gives me that gas.
She’s super hesitant at first because she really wants the job, but she starts farting in my face relentlessly — over and over — until I finally give her the role.