Cup Impact Test
Searching for an athletic cup to protect his precious balls from a sparring class, The Glistening One enters my store where I offer him some assistance. He asks about sizing and I note that he is holding an XL cup, which might not quite be his size. I grab a few cups with a jockstrap and take him to the fitting room so he can find the cup that fits him best. After he tries one on, he asks how he can ensure that it will protect him. I show him exactly how by kicking him with the cup on. He is surprised by the strength of my kicks and also by the protection the cup provides. I continue to kick him while intimidating him with my remarks about breaking cups in the past, and how dangerous it can be if a testicle slips out. I then taunt him, mocking that men need protection while women don't, and how pathetic it is to have to wear one of those things. He then mentions that has never needed a cup in the past, so I take this as a challenge and make him remove the cup to endure much more humbling kicks. Eventually, he finds that he may need a cup afterall, especially to protect himself from a woman like me.
(Thank you to the fan who agreed to have this custom shared)