So Gassy While Cleaning the Kitchen I Can't Stop!
I had dishes to clear, a table to wipe, and a stomach full of gas. Guess which one won.
Black lace panties. A shirt. No pants, obviously. And me, trying my best to clean my kitchen table while my ass is going OFF. Every time I bend over the table to pick up dishes, another fart rips out. Every wipe of the cloth, another one. I'm making trip after trip to the sink with my dishes and farting the ENTIRE time.
Bent over the table. Straightening up. Walking to the sink. Walking back. Bending over again. It doesn't matter what I'm doing, the farts just keep coming out of me. Big ones. Loud ones. Nasty stinky ones that fill up my whole kitchen while I'm standing there in my lace panties acting like this is normal.
And when the table's finally done? I make myself a coffee, sit down, smoke a cigarette, and KEEP FARTING. Coffee in one hand, cigarette in the other, cheeks pressed against the chair while my gas keeps rolling out of me like the cleaning break never ended.
I was SO gassy baby. All that bending and all that cleaning and my ass never once gave the kitchen a break. This is what my mornings actually look like. Lace panties, coffee, cigarette, and nonstop farts.
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