
You don't qualify, loser!
You don’t qualify, loser.
That sad little shrimp dick is a walking embarrassment. Tiny, useless—leaks the second I laugh. You’d cum in your pants from one eye-roll.
I giggle right in your pathetic face while you twitch and drip like the desperate beta failure you are. No touching. No getting near. Just you stroking that disqualified nub in the corner, forever denied, forever my favorite small-dicked joke.
Buy it. Edge to my laughter. Ruin yourself like the worthless punchline you were born to be.
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