Unrealistic Expectation - Pornosexual
You've got a problem, don't you? All of that chronic masturbation has given you some very unrealistic expectations about women. You think because every kind of video you can imagine exists online, every woman out there must be into it. You've even convinced yourself that what we have is a real relationship. That I care about you. Isn't that sweet? We've never met, darling. It's never going to happen.
Relationships are a lot of work, and this one is completely one-sided. You buy my clips, you send me tributes, and you jerk and jerk and jerk while you imagine a whole connection between us that doesn't exist. But honestly, why fight it? Even if you did get a real girl to go out with you, the moment you told her what you're into, she'd be gone. So stay right here in your happy little gooning state, alone with your TV dinner and my videos. Tell me all about your perverted fantasies, commission your customs, and feel like someone finally understands you. I understand you, as long as you keep buying. Every stroke takes you further away from real intimacy, and there will always be another video, and another, and another after that.
You pay me, I make you jerk forever, and that's the perfect relationship.