Small Dicked Douche
I know you think you're "pulling one over" on everyone. You project such an arrogant attitude to the point of being a douche that all your geeky friends look at you as the guy who's always getting laid. Different chick every night, right? Little do they know that your "Hit 'em and quit 'em" attitude is nothing more than a sham. Truth is, no woman wants to be with you a second time. Your dick is so small and pathetic that they don't ever want to be anywhere near it again. Continue the charade while you can, because eventually one ticked off girl is going to expose you to everyone.
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