

Gooning, Not Girls
I have a laundry list of reasons why you don't have a girl in your life. But aside from the obvious- your looks, personality, etc, there's more to the story of your single life. See, if you had a girl, you'd have to give up being a gooner. And you've become addicted to your gross jerkoff habits. Why try to embarrass yourself and get a girl, when you can sit at home jerking your tiny cocklet over and over?
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