
The Classic Morning Ritual
I sit on the porcelain throne, my back slightly hunched, my eyes half open, my mind still in bed. The cigarette burns slowly, the coffee is too hot but I drink it anyway, and that thick cough comes out of my chest, as if I'm cleansing my soul of sins, not my lungs. My body negotiates with life: "I'll give you 10 minutes and then maybe we'll function." It's ugly, it's real, it's intimate. And, strangely, it's my moment of absolute peace before the circus of the day begins. Pleasant viewing and maximum fun.
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