
YOUR CASE: Feedie Neglect
POV: You’ve been summoned to my office, and you’re in serious trouble. Report to my office immediately we need to talk about your Feedee neglect. As your Principal, I’ve seen your record, and it’s unacceptable: you’ve been leaving your Feedee starving, and that is a punishable offense.
I’m not just here to lecture you; I’m here to show you exactly what you’ve been missing. Class is in session, and the topic is: The Perfect Jiggle. Watch closely as I play with my soft, heavy belly, teaching you the discipline required to maintain and appreciate true growth. You’re not leaving this office until you learn how to handle a belly like mine.
Consider this your hands-on masterclass in appreciation. By the time I’m done with you, you’ll understand the weight of your responsibilities. Starving Feeee is a crime. Now watch and learn how to jiggle."
