Homewrecking Your Finances
I'm about to make every boring moment of your day incredibly expensive. Every time you think of me, you send. Every time she asks you for something... anything! You send me double. I'm not here to steal your relationship; I'm here to steal your attention, your impulse control, and every dollar you thought was going somewhere responsible. By the time I'm done planting triggers in your head, you won't be able to check your phone, see my color, or hear her voice without remembering exactly who you're really thinking about. I'm turning your grocery runs, your couch time, and your "yes, babe" moments into a private game where I always win. And the best part? You're going to love how much it stings. So if you've ever wondered what it feels like to have a bratty princess living rent free in your brain, except you're definitely paying rent. This is your invitation. Fair warning: I'm not gentle, and I'm not going anywhere.