
Toilet training
It's time to add another branch of duties for you. You're about to embark on yet another way of being used by me. (Although, I will also be letting my friends join in from time to time.) I know I already have 5 toilets in my house but I want another. That additional toilet will now be you. Thats right bitch. Let the toilet training commence. Not only will you still be funding these expensive dinners and drinks fuelled nights out, but they will now become your sole source of nutrients and hydration too. These will now be your only meals. Once they have become waste of course! I am just so kind, allowing you so much involvement in my life!
