

I think its Pathetic
The best part of your life is me. The best thing to ever happen to you is finding me and buying more and more videos. I am the best part of your life, I am the one thing you have done right. As long as you keep buying my videos you will be doing right.
You go to work, earn money, come home, look for my new videos, then you jerk off and go to bed. I have such great things going for me, but your life...well it is just pathetic and empty. I am the only light in your life.
Its not pathetic that I am the best part of your life, but that there's nothing else to be so proud of. Your life is so empty and void of anything to be happy about. You are such a loser.