

After Gym Stinkface
I didn’t wake up to join him at the gym today. He came home and found me laying on the couch. He turns off the TV, sits directly on my chest and tells me about his workout while I notice that he’s setting up the camera. I feel his full weight and am absolutely crushed by his 6'8", 258 pound hockey player frame.
I’m already struggling beneath him while I realize exactly what’s happening, and I can’t help him get excited about the punishment I’m about to get for waking up late.
Do you wish you could sniff his butt after the gym??