
Lifted By One Hand Under Your Jaw While Your Date Keeps Texting
You come out of the restroom and my hand is already under your jaw, one hand, your back against the wall between two framed photographs and your shoes searching for a floor that isn't there. Your date is thirty feet away, asking by text if you want dessert. At first I tell you what to type. Then the rule changes: you write your own answers, and every one I don't like costs you an inch. Then she calls, and you have to talk to her in a steady voice from wherever I've put you. By the end your head is near the ceiling, there's a new contact in your phone, and you know exactly what you'll do when it rings.
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