
I Found Your New Purpose!
My roommate has been bitching, crying and complaining every fucking day! Wahhh I'm just a Teddy Bear! Boo Who! So your a tiny soft bear! Like get over it!!!! Anyway! I felt bad and since he's always complaining about not having a purpose! I figured I'd help out! Since I'm a good friend and nice person I duct taped him to my chair! I recently got told I'm lactose intolerant! An I can't eat dairy! AND I LOVE DAIRY! So now I can eat that stuff and instead of having to deal with the smell itll just be trapped on him! Thus! Giving him purpose!
